I've got a couple of Master's degrees, and I work at a university. Maybe I'll go for a PhD soon. I'm married. I have three cats and a dog. I have a house a couple blocks from Washington, DC. I play guitar and twist knobs on various audio devices. I get in a canoe whenever I can. I visit museums with my wife. I spend way too much on books. I scored about -7.25 on both axes of the "Political Compass" test, placing me slightly to the left of Noam Chomsky and slightly more libertarian than Jesse Ventura. I used to drink all day every day, but now I quit. I'm always running late.